Tawa Hanggang Umaga

bumabalik na naman ang pagiging nocturnal ko. di ako nakatulog hanggang mga alas-singko na siguro. madaling araw na pero gising pa rin ako, nakaharap sa PC. wala naman akong ka-ym. sumasagot ng survey para di mabagot sa kawalan. ang tanging kasama kong gising ay ang kapatid ko, wala rin naman siyang natutulong sa insomnia ko kasi sinusulit nila ng boyfriend niya ang unlimited.

naisipan ko tuloy na maglinis ng mga inbox ko. nang matapos ko na ang paglilinis ng e-mail ko (na wala rin naman kwenta, kasi super laki ng space sa gmail), naisip kong linisin din 'yung sa friendster ko. nakita ko ang message ni jonas sa akin noon pa, nakalagay 'yung link ng site nya. at doon na nag-umpisa ang laughtrip ko.

nakalagay kasi sa site niya 'yung mga corny jokes namin nung high school. madami na nga ata dun 'yung di ko na maalala 'yung sagot. at dahil madaling araw na, wala pa akong tulog, etc, etc, mabenta ang mga jokes na 'yun sa'kin. at pati na rin sa kapatid ko. may mga di pa nga kami ma-gets nung una eh.

share ko na rin 'yung iba (check n'yo 'yung link ni jonas sa sidebar kung gusto n'yo makita lahat).


Q: bakit si Jesus, laging maligaya?

A: kasi, He is the Masaya.


Q: bakit si Jesus hindi nauuhaw?

A: kasi, He is the King of the Juice

(sorry po. natawa talaga ko dito eh. )

Q: sinong hero ang sumasakay ng bus, jeep, mrt, tricycle, fx, etc?

A: edi si, pasaHERO


Q: anong pinag-aralan ni Tiger Woods nung college?

A: GOLF COURSE


A: gud murning, sir! tsik-in po kayu?

B: hindi, noy-pi.


Q: sa isang dyip, ilan ang driver?

A: anim


Q: there were 10 soldiers, 2 must die. how many were left?

A: nine


Q: saan kumakain ang mga bear?

A: sa BEAR-ger King!


Q: ang cat ay sa pusa, anong sagot?

A: kambing


Q: sinong artista ang maraming ngipin?

A: si ma-teeth de leon!


Q: sinong artista ang mas marami ang ngipin?

A: si edgar mor-teeth!


Q: sinong artista ang konti ang ngipin?

A: si paolo kon-teeth!


angkorni na noh? oh well, i guess you just had to be in that moment para maramdaman n'yo 'yung saya namin dahil sa corny jokes na 'yan.

*Happy Birthday, Marvi (corny joke queen) !!!*

Christmas Post

(try ko lang mag-umingles ulit. nakakalimutan ko na yata kung paano eh. hehe)

even when i was little, i wasn't really too crazy about christmas. as far as i know, i never had any traumatic experiences during christmas so the reason behind my lack of enthusiasm for the season is still undetermined. don't get me wrong, i'm no grinch. i just don't find it as exciting as new year maybe. or my birthday (which is coming up in a few weeks, might i just add).

so i didn't think this year would be any different. i'd probably sleep through Noche Buena, if not zone out in front of the TV and eat the meal there. gifts? there's not a lot of it, since my birthday is just a few weeks after christmas. i was set for a quiet weekend.

i didn't expect it to be filled with surprises.

we hung out friday afternoon. he told me he'd come by for dinner after work and that he would be a little late. i was panicking when i finished with my shower and saw the message. he's been waiting for almost an hour. they got off work early. i was happy, we got to hang out longer, a week is too long. hehe. mush.

saturday, my cousins came and it was a riot, as always. my mom got me a gift that i actually liked. hehe. joke lang, Ma. checked friendster and saw the pic and the caption. heehee. that made my night.

sunday afternoon, my dad came home from Malaysia. just for the week. i had a hunch that he was coming. as i'm writing this, i am actually in hiding from all the chaos that's happening outside my room. i might get in the middle of all the teasing again and i've run out of comebacks. hehe.

i've told someone last night that this year's christmas is probably one of the best christmases (?) i've had since birth. now you know it's true... so don't doubt the things i told you after that. hehe.